• Programme announcer on TV:

    And coming up next on Herpville, Herp is trying to decide if he likes men or women

  • Me:

    This is stupid clearly he just likes both ok next episode

// my comic about rape jokes.//

thingofthings:

i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear

(via wallysdick)

savagedamsel:

oh my god, Doctor Who fandom, we go through this every couple of months. 

ANYONE CAN EDIT IMDB.

ANYONE. 

(Source: alxqnn, via not-a-painbow)

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(Source: gaywardvagabond, via bilboswaggins)

// Help I’m bored, give me a character/pairing, an object and an emotion//

not-a-painbow:

and I will

draw it?

the doctor, donna, a book, and PAIN

// When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses//

greaterandmoreterrible:

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

(via quickblowsmokeuphisbottom)

// Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member: //

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

(via not-a-painbow)

Donald Glover & Danny Pudi Somewhere Out There
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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// Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.//

I don’t even have a computer.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via girlionceknew)

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